Helpful Procrastination Hints from the World's Best Procrastinator

It's finals. You should be studying. OR SHOULD YOU? Here are the absolute BEST ways to procrastinate writing that lame 20 page paper that's due tomorrow.

1. GO PLAY OUTSIDE NOW. 
I don't know whose idea it was to put finals in the nicest part of the year, but that person must've been a masochist to the max. It's been blizzarding and sleeting and just plain miserable outside ALL semeester, and now that it's beautiful outside, we are supposed to stay in a library and read? Please. I'll read when I'm dead.

Go play outside. (Study if/when it rains.)

2. Watch Every Rebel Wilson YouTube Video on the Internet

Start with this one. And just go on a spree. Rebel on Jimmy Fallon, Rebel on Leno, Rebel anywhere. It's great. But while you've got this Rebel and Ellen video pulled up, you might just wanna spend some quality Youtube time with Ellen as well. But that's not an entirely new idea, why don't we make that
2.5. Watch Ellen videos on YouTube. Ellen scaring people is pretty great. Actually, Ellen in general is pretty great, so she is a great way to spend procrastination time too.

3. BuzzFeed
Videos of cats dressed as sharks on a rumba vaccuum cleaner chasing a duckling... I mean does it get any better?? Maybe if you like lists about why the 90s were the best, or pictures of puppies, or just hilarious reflections on the latest in politics. BuzzFeed is the world's best way to procrastinate.

4. Just kind of being 20 or 21 or 22.
Life is short. Maybe you should take a random trip to Central Park or Coney Island or even to a random coffee shop in Brooklyn. One of my favorite memories of last semester is the time my friends and I got Dunkin and sat in the parking lot and watched a storm roll in above us. It was so simple, but so awesome. Time with friends. I don't know. It's fun.

These are just a fewwwww ideas. And don't seriously mess up your finals by procrastinating. But a healthy break from the library every now and then is warranted.