Things You Need Right Now to Enjoy the Warmer Weather

The windows on this Ram Van are rolled down, flowers are blooming, tank tops are out, and if you're like me, you are READY TO ENJOY THIS WEATHER. So, here's a list of things you'll need if you want to have a flawless Spring and Summer. You're welcome.

1. Margaritas
Like, a lot of margaritas. I don't care if you're a guy, or a girl who is "watching her weight," no one is too good for a margarita. Also. I recently discovered that Chipotle sells margaritas! Is there anything better than a fast food marg? NO.

(I'm pretty sure Ghandi said this^, so you need to respect it...)

2. A dog, or a friend who will let you borrow their dog. 
This is the time to exercise in the park. It is also the time for spring-flings or summer lovin'. Only a dog can run with you, AND attract strangers (who are hopefully attractive.) "Oh my gosh. Is this your dog? He's adorable! And so are you!" ...happily ever after.

3. A volleyball or a frisbee.
Something sporty enough to make you look at least a little athletic at the park or on the beach, but something soft enough that won't hurt when you miss it and it hits you in the face. Trust me, I know.

4. Connections
You MUST make friends with someone who lives on the Jersey Shore, has a house in the Hamptons or your summer will be significantly less fun. Maybe this is incredibly superficial, but do what you need to  to find one of these people. It'll be one of the most important relationships in your life. #richfriends

5. Abs
Everyone wants to flirt with someone who has nice abs. If you don't have abs, paint them on, or invest in one of these...

(leave the potato chips at home though.)

That's all for today. Get outside and ENJOY THIS WEATHER!